The Mindy Project — S01E11 — Bunk Bed

00:00:04 MINDY: Some people might say that it's cliché to take a horse-drawn carriage ride

00:01:07 OFFICER: Sir, I think you need to make the humane decision.

00:02:17 and it tastes... Enough. Enjoy.

00:03:06 And when he does...

00:04:17 Oh, there's that new play at NYU, where the actors start in the audience

00:05:10 Good morning, Shulman and Associates.

00:06:10 Okay, I'm in. But it's gonna cost you. 20 bucks and a slice of pizza.

00:07:06 Morgan! This looks pretty good!

00:07:46 My urethra will close up. Morgan!

00:08:24 I don't do directions. Okay, that was a bit much.

00:09:14 Okay. First, we're getting dim sum at the Golden Unicorn, obviously.

00:10:03 That is so Catholic, Danny.

00:11:02 So you got any food in there? Can you make me a sandwich or something?

00:11:47 Charles Brando.

00:12:22 Oh, God.

00:13:02 Okay, it's definitely a fracture. GWEN: Ow, ow! God!

00:13:42 Well, that's irrational, 'cause she's barely been gone...

00:14:44 You're gonna love this. I hate it here. I'm going to my room!

00:15:37 Is that what I have to look forward to? Morons making pirate jokes?

00:16:36 I was jogging in Central Park.

00:17:41 I... I just hate that site. Hmm. That's too bad.

00:18:49 But uh, are you sure you're up for it, Riley?

00:20:13 now I'm getting 24 issues of Wired. What do I know about computers?

00:21:05 Bravest man I ever met. Don't give up on love.