The Mindy Project — S01E07 — Teen Patient

00:00:01 Morning, Parker. How was your weekend?

00:00:50 You're a crazed fan and I'm a Latin pop star that you're obsessed with.

00:01:51 Yeah? What are you reading?

00:02:56 "Specifically Morgan the nurse ogling Shauna DiCanio's breasts."

00:03:51 I think you can handle this human resources issue.

00:04:40 Street art? Yes.

00:05:41 Mona Lisa type painting or a healthy set of plumpies.

00:06:34 But he's in school.

00:07:26 No, no, no, slime as in slime. Everyone has slime now.

00:08:23 I'm sorry, one second. Hey, can I... can I see that, please?

00:09:12 I just don't want to...

00:10:05 How are you the ultimate judge of guys?

00:10:58 Okay, last week I was in operation

00:11:51 And if she got pregnant, would you, like, totally freak out?

00:12:44 You don't ever want to get married?

00:13:42 Imagine that times a million. That's marriage.

00:14:51 you're cute, you're just... you're just adorable.

00:15:36 Thank you so much. Betsy, please...

00:16:36 It's probably why you like teen vampires and stupid crap like that.

00:17:37 And what are you handing out there?

00:18:42 Just get me a slice. I'm really hungry.

00:19:32 I could actually get arrested for real if I stick around much longer.

00:20:27 Do you know in my shower there's that ledge for shampoo?

00:21:34 No, it's awesome.