The Middle — S09E10 — The Christmas Miracle

00:00:05 Okay, who wants to help build the gingerbread house?

00:00:54 Now that they're not little anymore, the magic is gone.

00:01:44 So, instead of serving hot cocoa, we could do mixed drinks.

00:02:32 and wrap it up.

00:03:20 That's a big enchilada, señor.

00:04:18 Ow!

00:05:13 What proof? Uh, ever hear of miracles?

00:06:10 Yeah, nobody's doing that.

00:06:52 I'm telling you what to do right now.

00:07:51 Or is that the opposite of ironically?

00:08:36 Uh 'cause I'm supposed to. Duh!

00:09:51 with a good reason why I go to church.

00:10:35 You tell me you have faith, right?

00:11:33 You need to bring out your Yankee Swap gift.

00:12:22 Oh!

00:13:02 Which one you gonna get?

00:13:42 I'll tell you the whole story after you open it.

00:14:40 Okay. Here we go.

00:15:38 I know this has gotta be really hard for you,

00:16:28 Okay, scratch that.

00:17:18 and I want to turn the other cheek.

00:18:27 and, you know, I don't know.

00:19:37 I just... T-The whole semester's been a struggle.

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