The Middle — S09E06 — The Setup

00:00:05 Okay, there's your... pillow...

00:00:54 lickety-split. No, no, no.

00:01:48 I was taught to introduce myself.

00:02:40 'Cause then it's like

00:03:31 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:04:22 Wait, you didn't tell Janet about my incident, did you?

00:05:15 Ah, hunky med student too busy to find love

00:06:05 When I said we should set each other up,

00:06:50 Oh, your dad says, "Hi."

00:07:41 My mom says it's not like her.

00:08:44 but, you know, not, like, the best thing in the world,

00:09:42 which... it was fine.

00:10:33 I-I'm gonna have to break out

00:11:28 Why don't you go sleep on the nice, comfy couch, huh?

00:12:29 macadamia nut salad,

00:13:27 So, we've established

00:14:22 It is. It's cool.

00:15:23 So, at least let me put my beans where I want them.

00:16:27 Hang in there.

00:17:17 than our kids are gonna do with us.

00:18:20 I'm so sorry, Mom.

00:19:26 Turn off the stove!

00:20:22 so we don't have to stop on the way home.

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