The Middle — S08E21 — Clear And Present Danger

00:00:02 Captions by VITAC...

00:00:48 So regarding things we can remember,

00:01:39 Do we have to do this every day?

00:02:38 Oh, he'll love it.

00:03:24 Funny.

00:04:07 but I'm having trouble accepting the fact

00:05:00 a glitter card or glitter cookies.

00:05:51 I thought there was gonna be a learning portion first.

00:07:07 Brick, these are supposed to be nice memories.

00:07:54 Here's something that's not a secret.

00:08:44 Yeah, this sucks.

00:09:29 It is a gift.

00:10:35 I couldn't find a baby picture of you.

00:11:26 Nope.

00:12:12 to share my favorite, uh, "Mike moment."

00:13:02 What do you want me to do with this?

00:14:02 but after having a little time to think it over...

00:14:56 I've created specifically for your body.

00:15:35 I'll be back in shape like that.

00:16:46 but, my God, what is happening to me?

00:17:45 Got to put in the work.

00:18:49 on birthdays or holidays or...

00:20:03 I can still see her at the kitchen sink

00:21:24 or maybe even an almanac.