The Middle — S08E18 — The Par-tay

00:00:02 Captions by VITAC...

00:01:08 You know we only got seven more months of community service?

00:01:58 to be hanging around with a 12-year-old.

00:02:52 You look at the magnet on the fridge,

00:03:39 There's a way of doing things, Mike.

00:04:42 We're new to Orson. How about you guys?

00:05:31 that... that's just weird.

00:06:32 It's like when Tarzan got to meet fancy people

00:07:35 What do you mean, you don't wave to him?

00:08:22 Hitting my thigh.

00:09:11 Buh, buh... Brian?

00:09:57 Okay, closed.

00:10:44 I've pulled a prank with my mom and dad.

00:11:37 but I'm not mad at it.

00:12:38 I'm losing Sue.

00:13:29 I want to bite into the grapefruit of life

00:14:14 and then I'll leave here in about an hour,

00:15:09 That proves I'm a really nice person

00:16:09 who likes you.

00:16:53 the touch of the synthetic hair.

00:17:37 We're Heck men.

00:18:53 you would understand.

00:19:47 Before Lexie? Before Dad?

00:21:24 Yeah. You don't have to worry about me poaching that one.