The Middle — S08E11 — Hoosier Maid

00:00:07 Why do we even have a landline anymore?

00:00:49 Oh, my God. This is life-changing.

00:01:40 Whoo-hoo!

00:02:27 you got to have a good vacuum, so I sent Mike to the place

00:03:19 Did you see a doctor?

00:04:43 Mike: Frankie!

00:05:24 That place has always been a deathtrap,

00:06:25 We were gonna be Donkey and Shrek next Halloween.

00:07:28 We send all the old people to war.

00:08:15 You don't want to send Dad to war.

00:09:12 Food is old. Everything is rotten.

00:09:55 because there is no joy allowed in the Bin.

00:10:39 I'm orange.

00:11:46 It's hard to get good help, Brick.

00:12:41 I told you we were gonna get thrown out,

00:13:23 You can't argue with that.

00:14:13 And you couldn't walk out of here if you wanted to.

00:15:03 I'm gonna say this real slow,

00:16:07 Can I just say...

00:17:04 Guess where my spoons are.

00:18:09 I went through the same thing with my dad.

00:19:03 So, you're perfectly fine?

00:20:04 She's like the daughter I never had.

00:21:11 Captions by VITAC...