The Middle — S07E10 — No Silent Night
2015 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.8 · 145 VOTES · DIR. Melissa Kosar
Overview
Dreading the fact that they are always late to church and end up in the overflow room, Frankie makes the decision to have the family watch a Christmas Eve service on TV from the comfort of the Heck house. But a string of events make their evening anything but a peaceful, silent night.
Dialogue Timeline — 623 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:03 FRANKIE: OUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE,
00:00:50 WE LEFT YOU OFF OF ONE CHRISTMAS CARD.
00:01:38 NO, YOU GOT TO KNOW HOW TO READ IT.
00:02:25 I DON'T WANT TO SIT IN THE VESTIBULE.
00:03:23 JUST 'CAUSE I SAID WE'RE NOT GOING TO CHURCH
00:04:26 PICKED OUT THE PERFUME CAT,
00:05:18 AS WE DO REGULAR CHURCH.
00:06:00 MOM, YOU'RE IN, RIGHT? SURE.
00:06:49 OKAY, THEN WE WILL GO OLDEST TO YOUNGEST,
00:07:41 BUT IT DIDN'T STAY THAT WAY.
00:08:48 EVEN IF ONLY ONE OF US PAID FOR IT.
00:09:42 BRICK, COULD I SEE YOU A MINUTE?
00:10:41 HOW MANY PICTURES DID YOU HAVE ON YOUR CAMERA?
00:11:50 THEY'RE GONE! THEY'RE GONE!
00:12:40 "THIS DEVICE IS NOT SUPPORTED BY YOUR CORD"!
00:13:29 WHAT ABOUT SECOND KID? OR THIRD?
00:14:16 FOR SOME MUSEUM THAT'S NEVER GONNA BE BUILT.
00:15:12 I DON'T KNOW! JUST KEEP LOOKING!
00:16:02 OLD PEOPLE MAGAZINES?
00:17:23 MY CAR IS MISSING"...
00:18:16 THIS IS BAD. SHE WOULDN'T EVEN HUG ME.
00:19:11 OW! DAMN IT!
00:20:27 MY EYES BURN A LITTLE LESS NOW.
00:21:27 CAPTIONS BY VITAC...
Cast & Characters
Patricia Heaton
Frankie Heck
Neil Flynn
Mike Heck
Charlie McDermott
Axl Heck
Eden Sher
Sue Heck
Atticus Shaffer
Brick Heck
Jen Ray
Nancy Donahue
Dierk Torsek
Reverend Hayver
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed623
Dialogue density29.7 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:21:27
Production Record
DirectorMelissa Kosar
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes145
Factoids
Episode
The Middle, season 7, episode 10: No Silent Night.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1422/season/7/episode/10
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