The Middle — S07E06 — Halloween VI: Tick Tock Death

00:00:04 I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE!

00:00:50 OOH! OH!

00:01:33 AND THIS MORNING, I SPENT 10 MINUTES WITH A BROOM,

00:02:15 IT'S BOTH OF OUR ISSUE THAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO

00:02:54 OH, WAIT. IT'S YOUR FIRST COLLEGE HALLOWEEN.

00:03:34 I'M JUST SAYING. IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE.

00:04:18 YEAH. THANKS, KENNY.

00:05:11 WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!

00:06:25 THEY'VE SCARED AWAY ALL THE GOOD TRICK-OR-TREATERS.

00:07:20 I CANNOT BELIEVE WE ARE DOING THIS.

00:08:47 WHAT'S THE MATTER, RITA?

00:09:22 THEY'RE LIKE ANIMALS.

00:10:27 STOP ME WHEN SOMETHING DOESN'T SOUND AWESOME.

00:11:16 THEY'RE DRESSED AS AN OLD LADY AND A DORK.

00:12:28 IT IS NOT THE REAL GRIM REAPER.

00:13:22 WHY? YOU DON'T WANT TO GO DOWN THERE ALONE?

00:14:29 HE DOESN'T KILL PEOPLE.

00:15:37 A PLACE WHERE CHILDREN DRESS UP AND KNOCK ON DOORS,

00:16:45 HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

00:17:39 MY SON THINKS YOU HAVE A PAINTING THAT LOOKS LIKE HIM,

00:18:27 WAIT A MINUTE. SO YOU'RE TELLING ME

00:19:26 HOW OLD WAS YOUR HUSBAND WHEN HE DIED?

00:20:17 YOU CAN'T OVERTHINK IT.

00:21:23 CAPTIONS BY VITAC...