The Middle — S07E02 — Cutting the Cord

00:00:11 MIKE: WHOA, HEY, HEY! COME ON.

00:00:46 WE'RE JUST LIKE PARENTAL BEATER CARS.

00:02:01 "TELL BRICK AND DAD I LOVE THEM, TOO."

00:02:57 THERE ARE ANTS EVERYWHERE! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!

00:03:37 THE ANTS ARE COMING FROM ALL OVER THE PLACE.

00:04:29 AND DO I REALLY HAVE TO LATHER, RINSE, AND REPEAT,

00:05:15 BRICK, YOU'RE IN EIGHTH GRADE.

00:06:09 LET'S SHOW THOSE JASPER WEST BEARCATS

00:07:12 HEY.

00:08:01 MY NAME'S NOT KUDOS, IDIOT.

00:08:54 OH. OKAY.

00:09:45 ARE YOU SAYING THAT'S ON THE TABLE?

00:10:27 CAN YOU JUST TALK TO ME UNTIL I FALL ASLEEP?

00:11:44 UH, W-WHO'S THERE?

00:12:27 OF AN EGG-AND-SPOON RACE BEING LAME,

00:13:17 WHEN IS IT GONNA STOP?

00:14:40 OKAY, SERIOUSLY, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

00:15:31 IS IF WE WRITE WHERE WE ARE ON THE MEMO BOARD.

00:16:21 BUT WE CAN STILL FIND SOME COMMON GROUND.

00:17:25 OH, I'M NOT DRUNK. I'M JUST SLEEPING.

00:18:26 AND THAT I SAW HER IN CONCERT AND SHE WAS AWESOME!

00:19:32 AXL.

00:20:19 LISTENING TO EMO MUSIC OR SOMETHING.

00:21:24 CAPTIONS BY VITAC...