The Middle — S07E01 — Not Your Brother's Drop Off

00:00:03 FRANKIE: GOING TO COLLEGE IS AN EXCITING TIME FOR EVERY KID,

00:00:50 WELL, THAT WON'T BE A PROBLEM, AS I WILL NOT BE JOINING YOU

00:01:38 I WAS OVERLY NICE, AS USUAL.

00:02:22 BY TRYING TO CRAM 1,000 LIFE LESSONS

00:03:11 AND I DIDN'T THINK THE PIZZA BAG COULD GET ANY BETTER,

00:03:56 NO, YOU DID IT RIGHT. IT'S US WHO DID IT WRONG.

00:04:46 MAYBE IT'LL JUST HIT ME LATER. I DON'T KNOW.

00:05:42 NO, IT JUST NATURALLY CURLS THIS WAY.

00:06:42 THAT LIFEBOAT SHE NEEDED TO ANCHOR TO THE DOCK

00:07:25 BUT I CAN'T CUT MY HAIR.

00:08:19 'CAUSE THE PARENTS ARE DEAD OR INCOMPETENT OR... UGH.

00:09:01 HOLD ON. LET ME GET A PENCIL.

00:09:58 REALLY?!

00:10:59 YOUR STUPID WALKIE-TALKIE THING, SUE.

00:11:49 AND THE SECOND PART IS...

00:12:31 PLUS, ON HOT DAYS, I CAN WALK IN HER SHADOW.

00:13:20 AXL, SLOW DOWN!

00:14:22 AND WE WOULDN'T BE THE HECKS UNLESS...

00:15:15 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

00:15:55 SO SUE WON'T KNOW YOU'RE NOT REALLY SAD ABOUT HER LEAVING?

00:16:54 TURNS OUT, CURLING IRONS AREN'T THE ONLY THING

00:18:04 THAT YOU WON SELLING CHEESE AND SAUSAGE,

00:19:23 I LOVE YOU, DAD.

00:21:20 CAPTIONS BY VITAC...