The Middle — S04E24 — The Graduation

00:00:03 - -

00:00:45 And look around this place. I got a high tolerance for pain.

00:01:30 a week to remember. And I would like to kick it off

00:02:28 Why do you think you've been taking all those pictures

00:03:16 Will Sean and Darren want to bring their parents?

00:04:01 We are not finished here. I literally need two minutes of your time.

00:04:47 It should be touching, but not schmaltzy,

00:05:33 Someone give me two straws. I'm telling you.

00:06:36 No, no!

00:07:20 "I never stop talking and I'm in your face 24 hours a day."

00:08:07 You think mama birds push babies out of the nest to help them fly?

00:09:02 Why don't I just get it started.

00:10:10 - I knew you'd understand. - But they don't happen to me.

00:10:57 and the meanest teachers, and extra gym.

00:12:04 of your years at Orson Elementary.

00:13:03 artfully put together in your own imagination

00:14:06 And nice turn.

00:15:13 and that was the single greatest piece of driving I have ever seen.

00:16:08 I am serious, go put on some black socks.

00:17:05 - No! - Where do you think you're going?

00:17:52 "There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part.

00:19:06 Mark Heff...

00:20:20 For 200 bucks, it better.

00:21:19 Who even remembers what they were?