The Middle — S04E06 — Halloween III: The Driving

00:00:06 Halloween... the most terrifying time of the year...

00:00:57 Enough practicing, Sue!

00:01:50 Eh, good enough.

00:02:37 Oh, really? I could pawn him off on you?

00:03:37 'Cause they're both people from Jersey Shore.

00:04:27 I don't really get it, but I do support the military.

00:05:26 And you won?

00:06:11 How am I supposed to tell when I'm looking away?

00:06:57 So the next day, we tried it again with a gentler approach.

00:07:53 So I couldn't teach my daughter to drive...

00:08:50 I should have enough to eat a piece every day...

00:09:52 Not really helping your case for mother of the year.

00:10:59 Yeah, I think I can crack that code.

00:11:31 - Go, go, go, go, go! - Is it "stop" or is it "go"?

00:12:16 Get her out!

00:12:57 You're the one who challenged Brick to eat 20 pounds of candy.

00:14:01 You know, when you called me in here, I thought...

00:15:00 That kid has a year and a half of candy...

00:15:56 Now she ruined the whole school!

00:17:21 Wait. Did you vote for Harry Butts today?

00:18:11 You see, even when I have no idea what I'm doing...

00:19:06 Oh, can I take your plates to the kitchen?

00:20:13 was the vote of confidence in his sister.

00:20:59 It's a scary time of year.