The Middle — S04E03 — The Second Act

00:00:05 The first day of school,

00:00:57 - you're coming to my softball game. - Softball game?

00:02:01 get your face out there. Oh! And this is for you to keep.

00:03:07 shuffle papers so you look busy, and know that the first thing

00:04:06 And since there's no real way to say this,

00:04:54 You can't do that. My son's going to college.

00:06:00 Can somebody open this door for me?

00:07:01 Okay.

00:07:54 Oh, my God. Look at us!

00:08:43 - Cause you lost your old crappy job? - No, I'm serious, Mike.

00:09:37 You know, I read in More magazine,

00:10:31 talking about a "meeting with Ehlert" and "time for a fresh start."

00:11:19 No. The point is, your dad and I have decided

00:12:10 We thought you'd be mature enough to handle it.

00:13:02 You think I could make it?

00:13:56 - You sure? - I mean...

00:14:40 An "-ist"! I've always wanted to be an "-ist."

00:15:36 I'm not even talking to my mentee. I don't want to say what happened,

00:16:41 - Now. - Go.

00:17:30 I'm being punished for ignoring you twice?

00:18:16 And I just got so overwhelmed!

00:19:16 I just have this whole long crappy first act,

00:20:19 - Hey, Sue. Wanna sit down? - No, Jenna.

00:21:25 so if you just... give it a hip check. Yeah. Go ahead.