The Middle — S03E15 — Valentine's Day III
2012 · 20 MIN · IMDB 7.8 · 152 VOTES · DIR. Lee Shallat Chemel
Overview
Frankie and Mike decide to try a fresh approach to Valentine's Day by having dinner out with friends. But a clueless Mike angers Frankie by refusing to present her with a simple romantic gesture. Meanwhile, Axl can't think of a life-changing moment that's occurred in his life when he's assigned to write a school paper on the subject, Brick is tasked with writing a report on love, and a hapless Sue doesn't understand why her new boyfriend has suddenly turned into a bad kisser.
Dialogue Timeline — 371 lines
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00:00:06 FRANKIE: Ah, Valentine's Day. The official end of Christmas.
00:00:52 - You wanna go to dinner or something? - No, lot of people, long wait.
00:01:38 Get in line.
00:02:25 Because Valentine's isn't just about boyfriends.
00:03:22 now you gotta tape on little candy hearts and lollipops.
00:04:08 But this way, we'll have each other to talk to.
00:05:09 I have a meet the next day so I can't eat, but I'd enjoy watching my lady eat.
00:06:15 Sue? I prefer not to yell like Mom does...
00:07:13 - What's going on? AXL: Okay.
00:08:09 - Enjoy summer school. - Ugh! This is all your fault!
00:08:51 Is there any book that's had an impact on your life? Oh, what am I saying?
00:09:44 Oh, and the dying. Actually they're both hard.
00:10:42 No, no. Teenage girls are way worse...
00:11:28 - So how was the bacon? - You know what? Not bad.
00:12:26 Oh. Mm.
00:13:18 It's like having an eel in your mouth.
00:14:13 Come on, Frankie, we don't buy into that crap.
00:15:03 I'm on the waiting list for the Mayo Clinic.
00:15:49 That is not true.
00:16:32 Okay, Matt, here's the thing. There's something I have to tell you...
00:17:21 She says we have to use it until it's gone.
00:18:18 "But it's the little things I see them do for each other that tells me what love is.
00:19:15 What? You liked that snooze fest but didn't like my paper...
00:20:11 you got a lot of other days to get it right.
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Factoids
The Middle, season 3, episode 15: Valentine's Day III.
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