The Middle — S03E11 — A Christmas Gift
2011 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.7 · 237 VOTES
Overview
On a tipsy whim - and against Mike's wishes - Frankie decides to throw a Christmas Eve party at the house; Mike buys Frankie a much needed new dishwasher for Christmas, but has a hard time keeping it a secret when she begs him to replace the old one before the party; Sue calls on Reverend TimTom to explain the meaning of Christmas to Brick when he reads the Bible and begins to question it; and Axl gets annoyed with Bob when he tries too hard to be cool in order to befriend him while working together on a Christmas tree lot.
Dialogue Timeline — 380 lines
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00:00:06 FRANKIE: Out here in the middle, we love our holiday parties.
00:00:54 No, no, they've been so nice.
00:01:40 It's the number one best-selling book of all time.
00:02:30 He wanted extra Christmas money. Oh, not to buy anyone gifts, just to have.
00:03:17 - That way it'll fit in with everything else. - Oh, I see what you're doing.
00:04:19 wouldn't Adam's rib make more Adams?
00:05:05 spreading joy and happiness wherever he goes...
00:06:05 Hey.
00:06:50 He answered my questions with other questions.
00:07:45 Hey. Just so you know, I stopped by that store today.
00:08:36 - Can you go get them out of the trunk? - Uh...
00:09:44 It's exhausting.
00:10:36 I get where you're coming from, but if you believe in God...
00:11:37 Reverend TimTom.
00:12:25 Since when?
00:13:30 - Hold on. BOB: I'm not gonna put a bell on him.
00:14:57 No. I'm a loser. I'm a huge loser.
00:15:44 So why don't you come inside?
00:16:37 oh, moth balls.
00:17:44 I never thought in a million years you'd ever give me a gift this nice.
00:18:33 - I'll get him. TIMTOM: Hold on.
00:19:22 He's aware that people make fun of him, he's in on that.
00:20:23 Yeah, it's like it's not even on.
00:21:23 Roman numerals.
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Factoids
The Middle, season 3, episode 11: A Christmas Gift.
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