The Middle — S03E04 — Major Changes

00:00:06 Sue! Get out of my shower.

00:00:57 We do not put shoes where we serve food.

00:01:46 Ah, "Pong."

00:02:37 TV's mine. Tell me I didn't miss it. Tell me I didn't miss it.

00:03:42 Mom ate Axl's toenails.

00:04:28 Ugh! I can still taste them on my tongue.

00:05:20 Everybody's sorry. Very, very sorry.

00:06:20 Six fifty.

00:07:15 Brick, shut up about your catalog and think about my hat.

00:08:17 You know, dietary needs do change as they get older.

00:09:16 Not like Pam. She had an answer.

00:10:10 you're just gonna use them to eat toenails.

00:11:09 MIKE: Hey, how things going there?

00:11:55 Mike, it's not just toenails, it's my whole life.

00:12:42 They won't deliver to Nevada.

00:13:32 No, you're right. I drone.

00:14:21 That's true, Brick, and you wander off at the mall and scare Mom half to death.

00:15:19 That's true. We don't wanna do extra stuff.

00:16:19 I know I should be grateful.

00:17:16 I don't think I spent nearly enough time smelling the back of your neck.

00:18:21 You honk?

00:19:08 I bet Pam Staggs' husband wouldn't honk.

00:20:09 Wow, look at this place.

00:21:20 Because apparently, I'm gonna miss all this crap one day.