The Middle — S02E05 — Foreign Exchange

00:00:06 FRANKIE: What is the perfect American family?

00:00:46 I am sorry. I don't know whose turn it is to do what...

00:01:32 We still need host families to place foreign exchange students.

00:02:22 - Especially the kids. - Really?

00:03:11 Do we get to exchange someone? Because I vote for Axl.

00:04:01 Hey, you get what they give you, just like we did with you guys.

00:04:49 Welcome to America.

00:05:50 I'm taking an aspirin because I just got my braces tightened.

00:07:07 That's American teen lingo. "Dead" means cool.

00:07:57 Okay.

00:08:51 - Worst day of my life, and I live here. - It's only his second day.

00:10:07 It's only his fourth day.

00:11:08 I know Takayuki doesn't say how disappointed he is...

00:12:12 - Hey, Nancy. Let me help. - Oh, thanks, Frankie.

00:13:05 There's lots of running and pushing, with many laughs between players. Let's play.

00:14:06 I know, I know.

00:14:59 he was so shy, he hardly said a word?

00:15:50 In our defense, we don't do anything fun with our own kids.

00:16:52 Yes, wow.

00:17:54 Says the game's too exciting to leave now.

00:18:40 No fair. It's not... Ooh!

00:19:23 SUE: Give me that phone. - No.

00:20:14 and tell them all what crappy ambassadors we are.

00:21:10 And I'd like to think we enriched his.