The Middle — S01E12 — The Neighbor

00:00:06 FRANKIE: You wouldn't know to look, but we're all afraid of different things.

00:00:55 Big, fat waste of time.

00:01:47 You know, a family that's just not worth tangling with?

00:02:43 No, of course not. I...

00:03:45 - We should do something. - We really should.

00:04:45 And then Sue...

00:05:43 Oh, I'll be there. I live there.

00:06:36 Teachers eat that stuff up.

00:07:49 Whoa, oh-oh-oh

00:08:28 Of course.

00:09:29 - Yeah? - Uh...

00:10:16 No, she doesn't like your son.

00:11:02 Oh, my God, I am so sorry. Really, that was an accident.

00:11:59 I don't know. I was reaching or pulling. I don't know, it all happened so fast.

00:12:51 Dude, heh, come on, kicking a ball is the easiest thing in the world.

00:13:35 I even misspelled "harpoon" so she'll think you wrote it.

00:14:40 Okay, Mom, we got the last three boxes.

00:15:31 Then she was with that Dave guy.

00:16:30 I just wanted to stop by and, um...

00:17:47 There it is.

00:18:32 My boys don't do that.

00:19:12 Mr. Miller, there's a rake with your name on it.

00:20:16 Well, I might be pregnant with a pro basketball player's kid.

00:21:24 Till Mama comes back with the dog poop and cherry bombs.