The Middle — S01E07 — The Scratch

00:00:06 FRANKIE: From the outside you can see we're just your average family.

00:01:03 Axl was to take out the garbage. Sue was to clean up.

00:01:52 - Super Mario. - Okay, that's fine, honey.

00:03:02 - It's racist. - What are you talking about?

00:03:52 I'm Brick Heck's dad. What did he do this time, forget his lunch?

00:04:56 Sir, we can't allow you to talk directly to your son.

00:05:40 but has your wife ever been physically abusive to you?

00:06:29 If we wanted to abuse somebody, we would have abused him.

00:07:28 Shut up, shut up, shut up! They're gonna split us up!

00:08:18 "No." Just, "No."

00:09:08 - You understand? - No.

00:10:04 What are you looking at?

00:10:51 Honey, I'm gonna give you a piece of advice that my dad gave me once.

00:11:47 Oh, are you okay? Oh, my God.

00:12:52 It's better if everyone just stays relaxed, okay?

00:13:45 Uh...

00:14:31 and it wasn't going well for Bob either.

00:15:19 It's been a long time. Wonder how Brick's doing in there.

00:16:24 It was years ago.

00:17:25 What if this chick was still mad at Mike and was gonna take it out on us?

00:18:17 I mean, isn't being surprised the most fun?

00:19:24 To tell you the truth...

00:20:21 - Really? - Really.

00:21:19 Yep. It was good to have it in writing.