The Middle — S01E06 — The Front Door

00:00:06 FRANKIE: Axl!

00:00:59 FRANKIE: Being a parent is a lot like being a cop in a bad part of town.

00:01:47 Anyway, you better get up, get ready for school.

00:02:24 I'm gonna put you out on the street in that dog suit.

00:03:28 I'm kind of like the Rosa Parks of Ehlert Cars, huh?

00:04:31 Sugar cubes? You got it. No problem.

00:05:19 I know, I know. Just relax and be myself.

00:06:09 I told him to clean up his mess. He's gonna clean up his mess.

00:07:05 - Now. - I'll get to it. Chill.

00:08:05 No way. No. It was already broken.

00:08:59 Oh, shoot. My smile.

00:09:58 No, you're bad cop. You're helping me sell the car.

00:10:58 Why would you do that while he's taking the picture?

00:11:53 FRANKIE: Yes, we knew they both could wait, but could we?

00:13:06 Relax. I've got it all under control.

00:13:44 - There's no word. We're not backing off. - Fine.

00:14:47 Wow.

00:15:35 I'm gonna need tongue depressors...

00:16:29 The Winter Madness Sale starts in 30 minutes.

00:17:21 And from everything you told me, this is so typical of you.

00:18:34 You put the door back on. Good boy.

00:19:39 and I had to shave it off in your sleep? Backup.

00:20:27 I have never seen her make that expression in my life.

00:21:23 Look out, world.