The Middle — S01E03 — The Floating Anniversary

00:00:07 FRANCES: This was supposed to be my anniversary.

00:00:53 A trip to the carpet remnant store.

00:01:40 If I don't practice, I'm never gonna get my license.

00:02:21 FRANCES: Okay.

00:03:07 a job she referred to as the Lamination Club.

00:03:57 EHLERT: Well, don't do it again.

00:05:23 Mr. Ehlert, I am so sorry. It's just been the worst day.

00:06:12 In those days they called it foosball.

00:07:06 I saw this boy today...

00:07:52 FRANCES: And suddenly everything seemed hopeful.

00:08:35 so you're going to have to help get us around.

00:09:35 Okay, Mike, I'm all packed for tonight.

00:10:26 Oh, Frankie.

00:11:28 Someone has to change the nicotine patch. She's going through withdrawal.

00:12:08 and we could have a vacation.

00:13:02 Don't wait up because I don't know when I'll be home.

00:13:57 - Thanks, Dad. - Heh.

00:14:47 Ehlert will be over me because I didn't make coffee.

00:16:32 It is the most humiliating thing that has ever happened to anyone.

00:17:40 Hey, Mom. Uh, Aunt Edie asked me to drive her to the mall.

00:18:45 Ma'am, I already spoke to your aunt, but I need to clear up a few things.

00:19:29 I had flown too close to the sun and I had paid the price.

00:20:27 I'll tell you all about it. So there's this couple...

00:21:20 And that's something you gotta remember to celebrate.