The Middle — S01E01 — Pilot

00:00:11 Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?

00:01:07 That's my youngest, Brick.

00:02:02 Yeah, I can't hear you if you don't have pants on.

00:02:52 Sure, honey, it's a huge bummer. But what are you gonna do?

00:03:54 Let's get out the door. Come on. Let's go. Let's go.

00:04:53 I told them that he's a pedophile.

00:05:42 We gotta post them, and that old one didn't look a thing like you.

00:06:48 Oh, get in the right lane and pull over, pull over, pull over.

00:07:48 Does it matter what song you pick?

00:08:32 Sorry.

00:09:27 - Go for it. - Hm?

00:10:29 But I work. I'm at work right now.

00:11:27 First a busted dryer, now a busted kid.

00:12:23 Axl is at football until 5:00. Tell him to read his damn thermos.

00:13:16 Costume.

00:14:09 I did it. I made show choir.

00:15:06 Move that bus!

00:16:02 So you better get this party started

00:16:46 - Dad, no... - Come on, get up. Come on.

00:18:44 Listen, that Gail woman, she came back to purchase a car.

00:19:41 - See? Isn't that fabulous? - You know, I'm a mom too.

00:20:51 - Hey! - Sorry!

00:22:26 Oh...

00:23:16 Wait, who am I yelling at again?