The Mick — S02E09 — The Divorce

00:00:06 POODLE: Thank you all for coming.

00:00:52 It's about you, Chip.

00:01:41 It was more bad news than his little tiny brain could handle.

00:02:38 are the most dysfunctional couple I've ever seen.

00:03:32 You're burning your baseball glove?

00:04:28 Nothing. You know, I was just reading the news.

00:05:09 - Mm. - Well, I'm just saying, you know,

00:05:55 Enjoy... your, uh, the news.

00:07:13 Hey, uh, have you guys seen Mickey?

00:07:54 - - Oh.

00:08:48 You're 14 years old.

00:09:47 You're just jealous because my new sister's hotter than you.

00:10:38 Fine.

00:11:36 What's... what's that?

00:12:28 I can't remember.

00:13:21 - Uh, you sure? No rush. -

00:14:14 Oh, what... Hey, can we get another round, please?

00:15:09 It was a little hoppy, but I think somebody

00:16:19 No, I'm not busy.

00:17:10 and you will certainly not disrespect

00:18:10 14 years ago,

00:19:10 At this point, no good can come from knowing this man!

00:20:12 It's complicated.

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