The Mick — S02E04 — The Haunted House

00:00:06 Get out of my bed, fatso.

00:00:58 Not Halloween. This is the one night... the one night...

00:01:42 my reputation's taken a slight hit.

00:02:28 - My turn. -Randy Johnson. - You guys making these names up?

00:03:19 I don't feel so good. My butt keeps throwing up.

00:04:09 about a party here, tonight.

00:05:01 Oh, Chip.

00:06:01 The Big Unit? Seattle Mariners?

00:06:51 Sucked it right down.

00:07:40 You're gonna nail a freshman?

00:08:29 if they think you chose to be in the cage.

00:09:16 I don't like piglets like you.

00:10:06 - Is how you clean up a mess. - Yeah.

00:10:57 How is she not a psycho, right?

00:11:50 Ridiculous.

00:13:13 How are we going to see them?

00:14:30 - Right. - You know. Yeah.

00:15:22 I should... I should probably call him.

00:16:29 is entirely possible.

00:17:21 And when they go home and they cry to their daddies,

00:18:31 Come on, we were just trying to have some fun.

00:19:17 just dreaming of sunnier days when I was your queen

00:20:40 with a 13-year-old boy, or you could be the hero

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