The Mick — S01E03 — The Buffer

00:00:08 Oh...

00:01:05 Oh, what the hell are you guys talking about?

00:01:55 Oh, God, are we having the talk?

00:02:35 You're jealous.

00:03:17 Oh, here we go. Ben, let me ask you something.

00:04:00 Gross, how do you know that?

00:05:02 I'm fine.

00:05:40 Does this go around the...

00:06:20 you want to fill me up with?

00:07:01 until some gold-digging whore

00:07:55 'cause he's never kissed a girl.

00:09:44 You have nothing better to do than to stalk me?

00:10:37 but I get how it feels to be rejected.

00:11:41 You have to promise me you will not let her

00:12:37 Yeah, well, she'll get over it.

00:13:38 Oh, man, she's creaking like a barn door.

00:14:36 Get out of my room. Get out of my room

00:15:36 I-I could pay you $500 to make out with me? What?

00:16:37 Well, you don't have to tell me because I already know.

00:17:35 and Steffi booted my nuts into my throat.

00:18:32 like a real scumbag.

00:19:28 Babe, babe, look at me, okay. Listen to me, I love you.

00:20:29 Yes, you're welcome.

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