The Merman
1996 · 111 MIN · IMDB 2.9 · 548 VOTES · DIR. Frank Herrebout
Overview
Tony is really handsome, but he smells. A scientist gives him a potion that should get rid of his fishy smell. Unfortunately, there are some serious side effects.
Dialogue Timeline — 722 lines
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00:00:20 THE MERMAN
00:04:50 Amateurs! -Oh, professor!
00:08:09 Here's the sample for the DNA test, Professor.
00:12:20 Have a seat.
00:16:18 In the car.
00:19:11 When it'll be my time, I want it the same way.
00:23:34 Look at him. -Go help him, Gregor.
00:27:49 Upstairs, you lose all your pressure.
00:30:01 go back up the path of Darwin's evolution.
00:34:37 Need a ride?
00:38:38 Pickled herring!
00:41:00 And a double bed, a bottle of champagne and two glasses.
00:44:28 Ten granules in a bath, put your head under and your problem will be solved.
00:48:25 Here comes. -Who did that?
00:51:59 Ivan?
00:56:38 Have a seat. You can lie in it too.
00:59:28 What was that?
01:02:43 Do you know where it is? Number 77.
01:07:29 You need to see a shrink.
01:09:40 It's free and it's a big relief.
01:13:35 But we haven't finished, Ivan.
01:17:39 We have another short-circuit, I'm afraid.
01:22:28 Where is it?
150:00:00 -I'll warm my toilet seat myself.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed722
Dialogue density6.5 lines / min
First line00:00:20
Final line150:00:00
Production Record
DirectorFrank Herrebout
LanguageDutch
IMDb votes548