The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

00:00:32 We will begin in ten seconds.

00:04:57 The female bares her teeth to show she wants to mate with him.

00:08:21 That's a really nice way of putting it, but still--

00:11:14 Tell you what. Hmm?

00:14:22 that I haven't seen you with a woman in about three years.

00:17:43 Face it, Billy. You lost her.

00:20:45 Perhaps they have never felt the thrill of mating...

00:24:09 But it is the second Of the female's mating cries...

00:27:14 Well, not so much a rule as a guideline.

00:30:36 And he taught me the things he knew most about--real man stuff.

00:34:15 Let's go all the way

00:39:45 Jennifer, would you terribly mind doing a little work today?

00:43:26 The male attacks, but he is no match for them.

00:47:19 he will not be able to propagate his species.

00:51:21 That's funny.

00:54:21 I think we're lucky. It's really tough to find somebody you can make it with.

00:57:07 It's an honor to have you in our home, Jennifer.

01:00:15 Yeah, but I really feel like I forgot something.

01:03:48 - Is there a store nearby? - Nope.

01:08:12 - Have a nice day, sweetheart. - Bye, Daddy!

01:11:05 I don't believe you.

01:14:00 So what time?

01:17:10 you have to tell her you just guessed.

01:22:26 No one knows this person, but they pay him well for his thoughts.