The Master of Disguise

2002 · 80 MIN · IMDB 3.4 · 28,020 VOTES · DIR. Perry Andelin Blake

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Overview

After the patriarch of the Disguisey family is kidnapped by Devlin Bowman in an attempt to steal the most precious treasures from around the world, Italian waiter Pistachio Disguisey utilizes his supernatural ability to disguise himself in an attempt to stop him.

Dialogue Timeline — 979 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:03:10 Many centuries ago...
00:06:50 Yes! Yes!
00:09:59 So cute in your inexperience.
00:13:27 Get in the car, huh?
00:16:27 When I'm on the top of my game, my disguise is seamIess!
00:19:17 That's one specific farmer.
00:23:40 There's minimaI adhesive spiIIage. That's not bad.
00:26:22 -Dignity. -Observe.
00:29:40 Wrong! Take her away.
00:32:09 Honor, dignity, pride...in its crib.
00:35:09 AII right, now. Where to begin our search?
00:37:56 -DevIin Bowman. -TurtIe!
00:41:07 Me.
00:44:08 What? This guy is crazy. Did you hear this?
00:46:53 If you wiII distract Bowman at the party...
00:49:32 And get that IittIe stick stuck in my esophagus? Not a chance.
00:53:34 HeIIo. My name's ConstabIe MueIIer from the Bavarian Tax Authority.
00:56:15 I beIieve that DevIin Bowman...
00:59:41 Your pep taIk has transformed me, tiny butter-bottom. I mean, Jennifer.
01:02:30 There's Mona Lisa. The ruby sIippers.
01:06:44 No way! He sIap us siIIy!
01:10:03 -The Disguisey tradition. -Papa free!
01:13:20 ...action!
01:17:14 Wait, I screwed it up. She's the cake. You're the queen.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed979
Dialogue density12.2 lines / min
First line00:03:10
Final line01:17:14

Production Record

DirectorPerry Andelin Blake
LanguageEnglish
Budget$16,000,000
Revenue$43,400,000
IMDb votes28,020