The Marconi Bros
2008 · 83 MIN · IMDB 4.4 · 306 VOTES · DIR. Marco Ricci, Michael Canzoniero
Overview
For the past 5 years, 3 months, and 26 days, (not that theyre counting) Anthony and Carmine Marconi have been dutifully serving out life sentences in the family carpet business. Fate intervenes during a routine carpet installation when the brothers step into the world of Louis Lou Burns, playboy and king of the Long Island wedding video business.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,013 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:29 - Carm.
00:04:41 - I don't know, gramps.
00:08:09 - Ho!
00:13:18 - No, sir, please, please, please don't.
00:16:26 - Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing with that?
00:19:34 - No, no, no, no, I quit.
00:23:07 - Uncle Jack, what do you think, huh?
00:26:13 Is it the ear wiggle or the pumping fist?
00:29:01 - Wait, they were a couple?
00:31:51 You can buy 'em for 20 bucks over at Cost Mart.
00:35:49 - I'm rolling.
00:38:59 - Yeah, did you pick up the wheelchair from the truck yet?
00:42:13 - Because they need the two of us, that's why.
00:45:56 - Oh, Carm.
00:49:44 - Oh, mommy.
00:52:56 - I got confused, man.
00:55:38 - Come on!
00:58:27 can I call you Pam?
01:01:24 What, you have kids to support or something?
01:04:46 - Ah, that's grand, thanks.
01:08:30 - The priest? - Right in the bar.
01:13:00 - No way I'm working with that guy, are you crazy?
01:16:30 I'm doing a whole series of naked hairy men.
01:19:08 I got to get a pair of stilts.
Cast & Characters
Brendan Sexton III
Anthony Marconi
Dan Fogler
Carmine Marconi
Steven Randazzo
Mr. Marconi
Nicholas De Cegli
Uncle Jack
Kelly-Ann Tursi
Dawn
Marcia Jean Kurtz
Mrs. Marconi
George Morfogen
Grandpa Marconi
Ray Iannicelli
Joe Conte Sr.
Diane Canzoniero
Conte Commercial Grandmother
Kate Gersten
Wedding Video Bride
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed2,013
Dialogue density24.3 lines / min
First line00:00:29
Final line01:19:08
Production Record
DirectorMarco Ricci, Michael Canzoniero
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes306