The Marconi Bros

2008 · 83 MIN · IMDB 4.4 · 306 VOTES · DIR. Marco Ricci, Michael Canzoniero

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Overview

For the past 5 years, 3 months, and 26 days, (not that theyre counting) Anthony and Carmine Marconi have been dutifully serving out life sentences in the family carpet business. Fate intervenes during a routine carpet installation when the brothers step into the world of Louis Lou Burns, playboy and king of the Long Island wedding video business.

Dialogue Timeline — 2,013 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:29 - Carm.
00:04:41 - I don't know, gramps.
00:08:09 - Ho!
00:13:18 - No, sir, please, please, please don't.
00:16:26 - Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing with that?
00:19:34 - No, no, no, no, I quit.
00:23:07 - Uncle Jack, what do you think, huh?
00:26:13 Is it the ear wiggle or the pumping fist?
00:29:01 - Wait, they were a couple?
00:31:51 You can buy 'em for 20 bucks over at Cost Mart.
00:35:49 - I'm rolling.
00:38:59 - Yeah, did you pick up the wheelchair from the truck yet?
00:42:13 - Because they need the two of us, that's why.
00:45:56 - Oh, Carm.
00:49:44 - Oh, mommy.
00:52:56 - I got confused, man.
00:55:38 - Come on!
00:58:27 can I call you Pam?
01:01:24 What, you have kids to support or something?
01:04:46 - Ah, that's grand, thanks.
01:08:30 - The priest? - Right in the bar.
01:13:00 - No way I'm working with that guy, are you crazy?
01:16:30 I'm doing a whole series of naked hairy men.
01:19:08 I got to get a pair of stilts.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed2,013
Dialogue density24.3 lines / min
First line00:00:29
Final line01:19:08

Production Record

DirectorMarco Ricci, Michael Canzoniero
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes306