The Marconi Bros
2008 · 83 MIN · IMDB 4.4 · 306 VOTES · DIR. Marco Ricci, Michael Canzoniero
Overview
For the past 5 years, 3 months, and 26 days, (not that theyre counting) Anthony and Carmine Marconi have been dutifully serving out life sentences in the family carpet business. Fate intervenes during a routine carpet installation when the brothers step into the world of Louis Lou Burns, playboy and king of the Long Island wedding video business.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,013 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:29 - Carm.
00:04:45 Maybe we should start thinking
00:09:11 You dirty old snogger.
00:13:36 Your call cannot be completed as dialed.
00:16:47 - How long could it take to top a grandma with the red sauce?
00:20:09 - Hey, blow me!
00:23:49 that's fine, okay?
00:27:07 - Flash is on. - Flash is on?
00:29:48 - What, man, they got a whole batch of these things inside.
00:33:37 - As a symbol of my vow...
00:36:57 - I want you to get a photo of me and my new lift rig
00:40:41 But, yeah, now that you mention it, I am.
00:44:03 I was in the ring.
00:48:16 you get hitched with this girl, and things work out
00:51:21 Go!
00:54:46 did I not step it up?
00:57:20 Where the hell is he?
01:00:34 a little bit of interview with you.
01:03:52 And I'll go--I'll cover Lou.
01:07:52 - All right, ladies and gentlemen
01:12:12 But, um, I'm getting married.
01:16:11 Good catch. - Yeah.
01:18:55 Screw these churches.
05:00:06 a pop down on these things.
Cast & Characters
Brendan Sexton III
Anthony Marconi
Dan Fogler
Carmine Marconi
Steven Randazzo
Mr. Marconi
Nicholas De Cegli
Uncle Jack
Kelly-Ann Tursi
Dawn
Marcia Jean Kurtz
Mrs. Marconi
George Morfogen
Grandpa Marconi
Ray Iannicelli
Joe Conte Sr.
Diane Canzoniero
Conte Commercial Grandmother
Kate Gersten
Wedding Video Bride
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed2,013
Dialogue density24.3 lines / min
First line00:00:29
Final line05:00:06
Production Record
DirectorMarco Ricci, Michael Canzoniero
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes306