The Marconi Bros

2008 · 83 MIN · IMDB 4.4 · 306 VOTES · DIR. Marco Ricci, Michael Canzoniero

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Overview

For the past 5 years, 3 months, and 26 days, (not that theyre counting) Anthony and Carmine Marconi have been dutifully serving out life sentences in the family carpet business. Fate intervenes during a routine carpet installation when the brothers step into the world of Louis Lou Burns, playboy and king of the Long Island wedding video business.

Dialogue Timeline — 2,013 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:29 - Carm.
00:04:45 Maybe we should start thinking
00:09:11 You dirty old snogger.
00:13:36 Your call cannot be completed as dialed.
00:16:47 - How long could it take to top a grandma with the red sauce?
00:20:09 - Hey, blow me!
00:23:49 that's fine, okay?
00:27:07 - Flash is on. - Flash is on?
00:29:48 - What, man, they got a whole batch of these things inside.
00:33:37 - As a symbol of my vow...
00:36:57 - I want you to get a photo of me and my new lift rig
00:40:41 But, yeah, now that you mention it, I am.
00:44:03 I was in the ring.
00:48:16 you get hitched with this girl, and things work out
00:51:21 Go!
00:54:46 did I not step it up?
00:57:20 Where the hell is he?
01:00:34 a little bit of interview with you.
01:03:52 And I'll go--I'll cover Lou.
01:07:52 - All right, ladies and gentlemen
01:12:12 But, um, I'm getting married.
01:16:11 Good catch. - Yeah.
01:18:55 Screw these churches.
05:00:06 a pop down on these things.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed2,013
Dialogue density24.3 lines / min
First line00:00:29
Final line05:00:06

Production Record

DirectorMarco Ricci, Michael Canzoniero
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes306