The Man from Hervanta

00:01:29 Hervanta highway 2019 a.d.

00:06:52 I'll give you a handfull more if you can tell me where I can find some work!

00:08:51 Hey! Stranger! -You can call me The Man From Hervanta

00:12:30 Are you sure your chicklets are still alive? -Just another regular morning in Steel-Manse...

00:15:29 Join our ranks - and you'll be safe! -I can take care of myself. I'll deal with the Company's men.

00:18:39 Hey Unski, thanks man! I think you safed my life back there! -No sweat, I was going to chop wood, lucky I happened to be there!

00:20:49 It's a pretty weird looking thing... -Well it is cgi...

00:23:03 Oh fuck yeah! I almost forgot! Your first job is tonight, at the Cradle of Death! -WHERE?!?

00:25:03 That fucking traitor, his fighting against Vladimir!

00:26:56 The Hervanta-man is down, this can only mean defeat for him... Vladimir is an awesome fighter and his oiled muscles have spoken again

00:29:44 Splendid, Hervanta-man! Good fucking fight! It's been too fucking long since we beat The Prowlers!

00:31:43 On the west side of town there is an old rusty gate by the swamp... that's where they bring them in

00:34:29 You gotta help me man! -How can I help you, I can't get over there!

00:37:23 I don't see how losing the lasers helps us get rid of Lester and The Prowlers... Kill that fucking fag, Vesku!

00:40:00 Good day lads! Do you know if Steel-Manse is near here? -What do you want there?

00:45:33 Die you fucking baboon dicks!

00:48:40 So you take your soldiers and go wait for the attackers that will never show up! -Outside of town?

00:50:25 Hey what the fuck did Kössi have a twin? Shoot him! -Shut your mouth!

00:52:30 That's a good little boy... Let the fun begin!

00:55:48 So what the fuck do you want? -Moonman! It said outside you serve to mutants too

01:00:46 Why the luck are you still here? Get over there and kill everyone! -What about Hervanta-man? OK.

01:05:10 But the town is in revolt! And I need a forklift and a Laser! And I'll shoot you in the back if I have to

01:12:48 I hope you enjoy eating through a straw. Get up!

01:16:29 It would flourish for a thousand years. ...but that is another story...