The Maiden Heist

2009 · 91 MIN · IMDB 6.0 · 17,955 VOTES · DIR. Peter Hewitt

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Overview

A comedy centered on three museum security guards who devise a plan to steal back the artworks to which they have become attached after they are transferred to another museum.

Dialogue Timeline — 913 lines

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00:02:38 I sincerely apologize for disturbing your afternoon.
00:05:36 - So, Roger, how was your day? - It was good. How was yours?
00:08:47 you're thinking of moving The Lonely Maiden.
00:12:32 For a second, I thought you were suggesting that we steal the paintings.
00:16:55 George, George, George, please.
00:19:48 There's only a guard posted there on the weekends.
00:22:18 - You sure about this? - Of course I'm sure.
00:26:12 Roger, I'm impressed.
00:29:06 Well, just a few finishing touches.
00:31:35 Look, the art world has a long tradition of young painters doing forgeries
00:35:29 I came home, I opened the jar to put in my tips from the store
00:38:20 I needed the money for a deposit.
00:40:57 Consider it done.
00:43:21 There's something missing. The glow. And she's clearly not as lonely in this one.
00:51:00 - How's the paintings? - They're right here. Everything's fine.
00:54:06 - Hey, Pauly! - Yo!
00:58:49 B-12. Roger.
01:05:34 - Hey, Roger. - Bob.
01:09:31 - Stay behind them. - Okay.
01:12:14 - Well, he had to go and get his wife. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:14:20 - Roger! - Everything's fine.
01:17:12 Well, then, you don't get no crate. That's how that works.
01:19:47 - Pull over. - Roger, why are we stopping?
01:25:58 Subtitles by LeapinLar

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed913
Dialogue density10.0 lines / min
First line00:02:38
Final line01:25:58

Production Record

DirectorPeter Hewitt
LanguageEnglish
Budget$20,000,000
Revenue$96,008
IMDb votes17,955