The Magicians — S01E01 — Unauthorized Magic

00:00:52 There you are.

00:02:14 Where is he?

00:04:33 So that's what I'm-- that's what I'm going to do.

00:07:23 this adventure is no mere children's tale.

00:08:51 -Have you no decency? -Not even a little.

00:11:07 I think he left something for you.

00:12:11 Which never seemed to bother you

00:16:21 Come on, or you'll miss it.

00:18:17 of your magical aptitude.

00:20:21 do you like this place?

00:22:35 You're on the garden path.

00:24:35 This school exists for a single and timeless purpose--

00:26:16 porn shit, anyway-- are you 12?

00:27:54 or died 16 perfectly natural deaths. Whatever.

00:30:55 It's good to be aware the world is inherently unfair.

00:32:28 You just tell me what you meant by--

00:33:58 Thanks.

00:36:18 I'm sorry, but they would know.

00:39:18 Hello? Do you need--

00:41:04 -There was a page with a symbol. -Go away.

00:42:13 So just help me with this.

00:44:11 What?

00:45:32 It says we need four people.

00:51:35 There you are.