The Magic Christian

1969 · 92 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 3,929 VOTES · DIR. Joseph McGrath

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Overview

Sir Guy Grand, the richest man in the world, adopts a homeless man, Youngman. Together, they set out to prove that anyone--and anything--can be bought.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,318 lines

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00:00:05 ¶ [ Choir Singing ]
00:05:37 ¶ WILL BE MINE
00:10:50 YOUNGMAN.
00:14:57 TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER.
00:18:17 [ Narrator ] THE BRITISH ZEUS! [ Thunderclap ]
00:21:39 UNFORTUNATELY, THAT FACT IS NOT ALWAYS REFLECTED...
00:24:57 YES, SEX CRIMINALS AND THE LIKE.
00:29:49 OUT YOU COME.
00:33:30 [ Guy ] NOTHING LIKE A GOOD, CLEAN KILL, EH, HENRY?
00:37:32 AND HERE'S MR. UMBONGO JUST AFTER THE INCIDENT.
00:41:11 PUTTING YOUR CANARD A L'ORANGE TO THE TEST. [ Grunts ]
00:45:46 LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THE RECORD OF THESE TWO RUGGED CUSTOMERS.
00:49:24 ¶ IF YOU WANT IT ANYTIME I CAN GIVE IT ¶
00:52:34 OH, MY SUGGESTION IS...
00:55:59 I'VE GOT A LITTLE WORK TO DO. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
00:59:47 NUMBER 1-3-3 IN YOUR CATALOG, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
01:04:10 THEY'RE LATE, BUT NEVERTHELESS UNDERWAY
01:07:18 [ Laughs ] QUITE AN HONOR, I THINK I'D SAY. AN HONOR, YES.
01:11:10 HUH, SOME BLACKS? BLACKS ABOARD THE CHRISTIAN?
01:14:57 I DON'T NEED ANY OF THAT PSYCHOLOGICAL CLAPTRAP!
01:18:54 OH, ISN'T THIS FUN, GUY? DIVINE. DIVINE.
01:22:36 NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, FOLKS.
01:26:59 ¶ WE HAVE GOT TO GET IT TOGETHER ¶
30:00:00 UNAUTHENTICATED...

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,318
Dialogue density14.3 lines / min
First line00:00:05
Final line30:00:00

Production Record

DirectorJoseph McGrath
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes3,929