The Luau
2001 · 90 MIN · IMDB 5.4 · 111 VOTES · DIR. Barry Bowles
Overview
Having just lost his job at a soul food take-out joint, Cedric (Brian Hooks) gets the bad news that a local female crime kingpin has picked the wrong time to call in a large IOU he racked up some time back. Needing a fast buck, Cedric and some friends decide to stage a Hawaiian luau, and charge people for the privilege of enjoying the feast. However, what was to be a small, exclusive party becomes a massive neighborhood blowout, and everyone who is owed money by Cedric (a sizable list in itself) shows up expecting free food and entertainment.
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00:00:33 - Come in.
00:04:56 - Ain't none of my girl, man.
00:07:58 commonly referred to as money, dough, cheddar, skrilla.
00:11:00 - That ain't even minimum wage.
00:14:00 - Come here.
00:16:38 - Man, she moved back, man.
00:20:39 like 400 pounds?
00:24:15 a barbecue.
00:28:01 Y'all having a good time?
00:32:26 than your monkey ass.
00:35:28 - Get off, get off.
00:39:01 - Webster's Dictionary?
00:42:29 on a stick behind the grill?
00:46:07 - Alright, blacky, blacky.
00:50:06 - Because you're a few sandwiches
00:53:43 - Why you think you down, west side, nigga?
00:57:37 Dude, stay on your J O B.
01:03:40 Now take a deep breath.
01:07:57 - Man.
01:11:11 Ow, hey, hey.
01:15:02 It's just I got allergies, I'm not crying.
01:19:03 Let's quit and just say it was a tie.
01:24:21 - Oh, that was my feet hitting the floor
01:30:16 - Oh hell no.
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