The Love Guru

00:00:36 When I was a child in India

00:03:36 But the question on everyone's mind is, can the Leafs win without Roanoke?

00:08:13 Thank you, Rajneesh. You are my compass.

00:11:15 All right, kiss ass.

00:14:34 "Did it smell that bad when you ate it?"

00:18:13 I might have some monkey-mustard back there.

00:21:01 bedroom eyes, pouty lips, great rack, tight bell-shaped ass

00:24:10 and I will go deliver it to her.

00:27:58 The Wolverine.

00:30:57 No, you might want to pick up some Depends.

00:33:51 Don't fight! Now, get out there, and don't kill them.

00:37:57 I love my job!

00:41:01 I'll break your fingers.

00:43:43 One involves your mother, your shame core

00:47:34 - I know. - I miss Prudence.

00:50:56 And by the way, you look breathtaking.

00:54:20 because you decided you couldn't win without Roanoke.

00:58:13 "M" and "A" spells "ma," and we went to Buffalo and we saw his ma.

01:02:01 Game seven will be in Toronto.

01:05:26 That's great.

01:08:31 Pitka's coming. Just stall.

01:12:33 He said, "Damn!"

01:17:26 I'll kick your ass all the way back to the Keebler factory.

09:00:05 for service and devotion