The Love Guru
2008 · 87 MIN · IMDB 3.8 · 55,817 VOTES · DIR. Marco Schnabel
Overview
Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,186 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:36 When I was a child in India
00:03:33 Damn, damn, damn!
00:08:02 Not again! What? Why, why?
00:11:04 That's hilarious. My parents are dead. Thanks.
00:14:08 The first period came before he got syphilis.
00:17:55 No!
00:20:32 - Boyfriend? - Nope.
00:23:41 There is one other thing.
00:27:21 Yeah.
00:30:23 I can't move my body!
00:33:12 Thanks, Jay.
00:36:43 Because you are now distracted, therefore playing better.
00:39:55 but he won't allow her to go to the games.
00:42:47 You're like the poor man's Deepak Chopra.
00:45:31 There are two things about violence they teach you when becoming a guru.
00:48:56 The ball-gazing student has become the ball-gazing master.
00:52:56 You're as cute as pie.
00:56:10 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the incredible Miss Celine Dion!
00:59:51 This is it, folks. Game four.
01:03:26 And say this guru, maybe not me, maybe somebody else
01:06:38 What?
01:09:56 What the hell happened to you?
01:14:37 What do you make of this?
01:18:39 Thank you, Guru Tugginmypudha. Yeah.
Cast & Characters
Mike Myers
Guru Pitka
Mike Myers
Young Pitka
Mike Myers
Teenage Pitka
Jessica Alba
Jane Bullard
Romany Malco
Darren Roanoke
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
Ye
Kanye West
Deepak Chopra
Deepak Chopra
Rob Blake
Rob Blake
Justin Timberlake
Jacques Grande
Verne Troyer
Coach Punch Cherkov
Meagan Good
Prudence Roanoke
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,186
Dialogue density13.6 lines / min
First line00:00:36
Final line01:18:39
Production Record
DirectorMarco Schnabel
LanguageEnglish
Budget$62,000,000
Revenue$40,854,735
IMDb votes55,817