The Longest Yard

Name: The Longest Yard
Director: Peter Segal
Released: 2005
Duration: 113 min
Rating: 6.4
Cast: Adam Sandler, Burt Reynolds, Chris Rock, Nelly, Michael Irvin

2005 · 113 MIN · IMDB 6.4 · 201,964 VOTES · DIR. Peter Segal

Overview

Disgraced pro football quarterback Paul Crewe lands in a Texas federal penitentiary, where manipulative Warden Hazen recruits him to advise the institution's football team of prison guards. Crewe suggests a tune-up game which lands him quarterbacking a crew of inmates in a game against the guards. Aided by incarcerated ex-NFL coach and player Nate Scarborough, Crewe and his team must overcome not only the bloodthirstiness of the opposition, but also the corrupt warden trying to fix the game against them.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,340 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:01:35 Hey, sexy.

00:05:26 endorsement deals to worry about, now, do you?

00:10:46 ...he's gonna ask you to help out. Okay. With what?

00:14:38 Well, then get him enthusiastic, damn it!

00:19:42 How'd you find these guys anyways? Recruitment, boy.

00:23:04 Forty-five.

00:26:15 Okay, fellas, it's pretty simple. You do a buttonhook.

00:30:20 The more prone to violence that the inmate is, the more stars he gets.

00:34:36 Get rid of it!

00:39:16 My court, my ball.

00:43:40 hurt them like you used to when you were a kid, 10 feet 6 inches ago.

00:47:56 Now, why would he want to read a book about a four-eyed nigger?

00:53:22 You haven't opened so much as a single shred of mail.

00:59:25 Now, when I get out of here, I don't want you to get all Hollywood on us.

01:04:00 The first film is the guards' offense against Texas Southern.

01:11:34 Mean Machine! Mean Machine! Mean Machine! Mean Machine!

01:15:57 Get off me! Get back out there and kick some ass!

01:19:56 Nice to see you smiling, Bob.

01:23:37 Tackle him!

01:27:45 Megget is finally brought down at the guards' 33

01:31:20 Back in at quarterback is Brucie

01:35:20 Okay. Thank you. Now, who are we?

01:39:18 Hut!

01:42:33 Let's go, y'all! Let's go!

Cast & Characters

Adam Sandler Paul Crewe Burt Reynolds Coach Nate Scarborough Chris Rock Caretaker Nelly Megget Michael Irvin Deacon Moss Walter Williamson Errol Dandridge Bill Goldberg Battle Terry Crews Cheeseburger Eddy Bob Sapp Switowski Nicholas Turturro Brucie

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,340

Dialogue density11.9 lines / min

First line00:01:35

Final line01:42:33

Production Record

DirectorPeter Segal

LanguageEnglish

Budget$90,000,000

Revenue$191,466,556

IMDb votes201,964