The Longest Penalty Shot in the World
2005 · 100 MIN · IMDB 5.4 · 1,237 VOTES · DIR. Roberto Santiago
Overview
Fernando (Fernando Tejero) is a loser. A gray type, without ambition, that works like bookcases distributor in a supermarket of the quarter. In his free short whiles, he is a substitute keeper of a football team, a third regional one. In all the season he has not played a single minute. But the last Sunday of the league the referee indicates penalty and the regular keeper injures itself. Fernando must occupy the goal for the first time. If penalty scores, the team of the district will proclaim champion. If no, all the effort of a year will not have been worth for anything. When the penalty is just about to be kicked, a group of indignant fans with the referee invades the field and prevents the kick. The competition committee decides that the penalty must play the following Sunday, in the same goal, with same players and the field closed to the public. El Penalti más largo del mundo, (The Longest Penalty Shot in the World) is exactly the history of that week of delay.
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00:01:16 Come on! We're winning, dammit!
00:05:58 Stay back, stay back! No cheating on defense!
00:10:59 Those committee bastards
00:14:51 Right. One cuttlefish, one cockles!
00:18:53 They gave me coupons
00:22:42 Where's your sense of humor?
00:26:13 Thanks, Adrian. Put in on my tab. I'll pay you back as soon as I can.
00:29:45 So if Fernando blocks the penalty kick
00:33:32 Explore my sensitive side. But if you'd
00:37:19 go back in because you were replaced earlier in the game.
00:41:23 To the right... his right or mine?
00:45:16 so I dove right instead.
00:49:00 Or can we?
00:52:46 Hey, you're right!
00:56:42 -It's not his. -Whose is it?
01:00:20 with that jerk Santos.
01:04:56 Bilbao, what's your problem?
01:08:58 With naked girls on the last page, like in the old days.
01:13:08 How was your day at work?
01:18:36 -You'll block it. -Thanks.
01:23:41 for Estrella Polar!
01:28:15 Touch my cleats and I'll rip your head off.
01:32:49 Whatever.
01:37:13 to La Manga and I'm not really