The Life and Hard Times of Guy Terrifico

2005 · 86 MIN · IMDB 6.4 · 359 VOTES · DIR. Michael Mabbott

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Overview

A faux documentary about the rise and fall of fictional country singer Guy Terrifico, featuring some legendary real-life performers.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,710 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:10 (cheering and applause)
00:03:41 Said his mom was a stripper
00:07:03 Even then, everybody wanted to be around him.
00:11:35 polish off that bottle of Beam
00:14:59 They stayed for a couple of hours, but then they left in a hurry
00:18:20 You don't wanna argue with him.
00:21:22 So where are these people gonna play?
00:24:37 Either that, or it was one hell of a bluff.
00:28:38 It's worth a song
00:31:57 I just stared at this guy. I said:
00:35:10 If you still wanna know.
00:38:47 He said, "The Horton Family Jamboree."
00:42:04 Play that guitar Mr. Bruton
00:45:28 an angel and a songbird, Miss Mary Lou.
00:49:26 fucking my drums.
00:52:44 - She ain't your fricking grandpa!
00:56:09 but obviously we didn 't think of, uh...
00:59:31 bombing in a rock 'n' roll bar full of bikers
01:03:00 at the hotel in London
01:06:40 It was just me and Guy and...
01:11:24 We like 'em to live lives that we wouldn't dare lead.
01:15:31 I seen him do that a million times before.
01:18:32 (harmonica)
01:21:49 No I ain't gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,710
Dialogue density19.9 lines / min
First line00:00:10
Final line01:21:49

Production Record

DirectorMichael Mabbott
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes359