The Life and Death of an Unhappily Married Man

00:00:10 I wish I could tell you that

00:03:19 I hate my job.

00:06:06 What?

00:08:34 to yourself for the next couple of days.

00:11:49 Alright Mark.

00:15:51 Do you want to report the van stolen or?

00:19:23 I found out my wife has been fucking

00:22:29 Oh man you are gonna love it.

00:27:44 Says his name is Riley.

00:32:19 Thanks, I really appreciate it.

00:35:31 by her hair and shoved her face in a pile of dog shit.

00:40:04 Yes, that'd be great yeah, let's go.

00:43:05 Mother fucker.

00:45:35 Come on man.

00:48:17 Yes, yes every fucking single day of my life.

00:50:33 Shit man I told you she was just like

00:53:17 I can buy you booze it's cool.

00:57:23 remember it hit the prinicple's car?

01:00:03 Did you guys kiss?

01:04:04 Yeah.

01:07:19 Oh honey.

01:12:09 Nah she was very nice, funny, everybody liked her.

01:15:29 Hey take it easy on here okay.

01:23:07 Maybe today is the day I decide to jump.