The Legend of the White Serpent

00:01:33 Enough is enough. It's about time I paid some attention to you.

00:02:25 Yes, he is. Just a minute please. Darrin, it's for you.

00:03:18 A local junior college paper by a local junior college journalism student.

00:04:12 ...how much you look like your picture. - Oh, yes.

00:05:01 ...and some of that wonderful smelly cheese too.

00:05:47 I suppose you find it difficult to accomplish anything at home.

00:06:38 Oh, wonderful to have met you, Liza.

00:07:36 A teenage, freckle-faced schoolkid in short socks and sneakers...

00:08:37 Why don't you come in, Liza, and make yourself comfortable.

00:09:36 Oh, no, I've got loads to do around here. You two go ahead and have fun.

00:11:09 ...but it might interest you to know I'm very disturbed.

00:12:08 ...with our copywriters and artists, we see if we can't improve upon them.

00:13:09 I ate all your sausage and bacon too.

00:14:20 Now, as you can see by this analysis curve...

00:15:16 Gin? Give me that!

00:16:05 - That's good to hear. - I'm glad we saw his car downstairs.

00:17:06 ...why an impressionable girl like Liza would be momentarily smitten...

00:18:00 - What's that I smell all over you? - Gin.

00:18:51 ...thanks to Samantha here. - Samantha?

00:19:38 Typical American schoolkid with freckles, short socks and sneakers.

00:20:32 Only my charm and three square meals kept you in one piece.

00:21:20 Of course I do, as much as you expect me...

00:22:14 I've had enough of this silly farce. Now, what is it you intend to do?

00:23:32 Throw down your magic, and come out with your hands up.