The Last Stand

00:00:10 People ask, "If you're African, why's your name Michael Blackson?"

00:05:11 Damn, you're always putting heat on me.

00:09:45 That's definitely a two-point reduction. Everybody knows that.

00:14:49 I'm tired of taking Ahmad to those Medicaid doctors.

00:19:00 Her titties hang so low that she kicks her nipples when she walk.

00:23:30 ...you take off running backstage.

00:27:19 You're staying at the Y, man?

00:32:41 Hey, ladies and gentlemen.

00:37:15 I'm drinking to slipping. I'm drinking to slipping.

00:41:38 You know, just punch up the jokes.

00:45:00 - Oh, that'll be a short-ass tour. - Reg.

00:49:22 We got Bakersfield coming up, then some little country town called Merced.

00:53:12 - I only steal funny stuff. - Wait a minute.

00:58:27 You know, Mr. Jacobs, this is all going so fast. This is...

01:02:30 - Where are you going in such a hurry? - Oh, I have a sort of an interview.

01:06:52 Nurse Watson, did you shave Mr. Johnson?

01:11:05 I can get him something small in the movie. No big deal.

01:15:23 I'll put you on after F-Stop. Do five minutes and keep it tight.

01:19:44 I got news for you, pal.

01:24:30 Cheryl, this is my first acting gig, okay? You're making it really hard to concentrate.

01:29:04 ...would like to fuck Scott Jacobs?

01:33:06 - That is a sacrifice. That is a sacrifice. - Fuck this.

01:38:58 Why did you do that?

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