The Last Man on Earth

00:00:20 Father Daniel calling from Rieti, good evening.

00:02:40 "Alessandro, dentist." No.

00:07:05 My grandfather built furniture in our garage.

00:10:05 - What trannie? - The one they've seen you with.

00:16:18 Mrs. Zani of My Dream Real Estate?

00:20:07 He's ugly, come with me. We'll have fun.

00:24:04 If you were women, I wouldn't even be here talking.

00:26:45 Lucky you, with money to spend on binoculars nowadays.

00:29:27 - No, I didn't bury it. - You didn't bury it?

00:32:45 What would you do if you found a dead cat?

00:38:10 We sure are close...

00:41:36 Look at the tomato. If you don't watch...

00:45:42 - Me. - What are they doing?

00:48:09 the great elevator toward the fifth dimension.

00:50:56 - Good, and? - The ones that said "Christ"... 190.

00:53:51 - Yes, I can tell. - That really was my boyfriend.

00:56:08 The fact that pussy is pussy.

00:59:28 Then let's eat.

01:02:41 What?

01:07:19 That's enough, Mr. America.

01:15:26 Come here!

01:18:43 We found it because the hotel called us.

01:23:29 Where'll I find another girl like her?

01:26:08 Then I race behind her. What was in my hand?