The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu
2009 · 78 MIN · IMDB 5.4 · 1,934 VOTES · DIR. Henry Saine
Overview
Jeff, a down on his luck office worker finds out he is the last living relative of horror novelist H.P. Lovecraft. What he doesn't know is that Lovecraft's monsters are real and will soon threaten the very existence of mankind. Jeff and his best friend Charlie are forced to embark on a perilous adventure and they enlist the help of high school acquaintance, Paul, a self proclaimed Lovecraft specialist. Together the three unlikely heroes must protect an alien relic and prevent the release of an acient evil, known as Cthulhu.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,235 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:14 Fucking did it. We bought a boat.
00:05:51 I haven't had weapons training in 15 years.
00:08:26 Stop talking!
00:10:23 Bullshit. Who?
00:13:27 - Okay. Happy birthday. - Dude, this is aw,esome.
00:16:29 It was a long and bloody war
00:20:05 I am.
00:22:35 I'm not the chosen one, just knock on the fucking door.
00:25:00 Look, I don't like you guys' tone of voice.
00:27:32 I am Cthulhu. Ah...
00:29:27 You don't think I have the balls to do this!
00:32:48 Seriously, salamanders
00:36:52 I want you to have it, please.
00:39:33 It's like a monkey-fish army.
00:41:50 That's it, boys
00:45:03 Hey, we already established this, okay, you're the chosen one.
00:48:35 You boys have ever been fish-raped?
00:51:47 You boys, expecting someone?
00:54:28 Look, man, I'm sorry, but I say we keep running, okay.
00:57:28 There you go, huh.
01:00:54 Oh, right. That somebody decided to keep their bullets in.
01:03:54 Dynamite.
01:07:13 Oh, shit.
01:09:40 God, I suck at saving the world.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,235
Dialogue density15.8 lines / min
First line00:01:14
Final line01:09:40
Production Record
DirectorHenry Saine
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,934