The Last American Virgin

00:00:16 You sure you know which ones go where?

00:03:59 No, but we can go to my house. My parents went out.

00:07:21 or you don't care no?

00:11:09 Gee, it's sort of dark in here.

00:15:25 Hal, I think your son should explain what's going on here.

00:18:59 I wasn't peeping.

00:22:49 - Do you have a pump? - No.

00:25:54 My pleasure, madam.

00:29:11 You sure like him, don't you?

00:31:54 since the last time you've seen him.

00:34:28 And then?

00:38:44 You weren't bullshitting. She is totally hot!

00:44:22 It was great, man.

00:47:39 Where's the car?

00:49:57 - Why don't we go to the point? - Hey, that's a great idea!

00:53:53 and you haven't even told me?

00:56:53 There.

01:00:04 I know. I can't take it anymore.

01:02:22 - What's wrong? - They didn't drown!

01:05:26 Yeah, but they should be right back.

01:12:35 So why are you crying, then?

01:15:51 That's OK. I got it.

01:23:26 - How'd you sleep? - Oh, fine.

01:26:49 You see, David chickened out and stayed behind...