The King of Queens — S09E04 — Major Disturbance
2006 · 21 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · 181 VOTES
Overview
The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much that he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.
Dialogue Timeline — 408 lines
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00:00:46 Would you wake me up in 7 minutes?
00:02:12 Make sure you bring some beans,
00:02:53 No problem.
00:03:36 Ok. For the last time, ok?
00:04:13 Hey, you want your uncle doug to read you a story?
00:04:52 Don't mention anything to doug, all right? I'm just-
00:05:41 "There was a snowman-"
00:06:29 "But with regular people feet."
00:07:23 The end!
00:08:11 He-He's still scared from my story?
00:08:56 This is for the children.
00:09:46 Somebody will be there.
00:10:33 Killer lobster. Where's your head?
00:11:15 Most kids love that stupid story. So...
00:12:04 Here you go, arthur.
00:12:55 Unless we can find somebody to take it off our hands.
00:13:49 What? Doug, no. Stop.
00:14:23 And when you get back,
00:15:10 I'm a woman.
00:15:54 But that doesn't matter anymore.
00:16:54 You have me going all the way to philadelphia.
00:17:52 Oh! Well, welcome to the building. Uh, what unit are you in?
00:19:18 Doug, this is ridiculous!
00:20:46 I bet i could.
Cast & Characters
Kevin James
Doug Heffernan
Leah Remini
Carrie Heffernan
Jerry Stiller
Arthur Spooner
Victor Williams
Deacon Palmer
Patton Oswalt
Spence Olchin
Gary Valentine
Danny Heffernan
Gerry Black
George Barksdale
Todd Zeile
Cal
Pamela Kosh
Flora
Austin Asturp
Major
Norma Michaels
Josephine
Merrin Dungey
Kelly Palmer
Mookie Barker
Driver
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed408
Dialogue density19.4 lines / min
First line00:00:46
Final line00:20:46
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes181
Factoids
Episode
The King of Queens, season 9, episode 4: Major Disturbance.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/4238/season/9/episode/4
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