The King of Queens — S08E23 — Acting Out

00:00:04 Doug, just admit it.

00:00:45 No, I was, I mean...

00:02:08 Yeah.

00:02:55 Hey, you are moving your stuff out of my room.

00:03:42 to have him making bacon next to an open can of gasoline.

00:04:23 No, okay, my baseball card collection,

00:05:07 So, what do you want to do?

00:05:50 the old people, they're aqua-dancing.

00:07:17 Yeah, we broke it to him last night at sizzler.

00:08:03 Requesting permission to have a glass of water.

00:08:50 to a younger, shorter Fred mcmurray.

00:09:51 and give her the stable life she deserved.

00:10:56 There's the man I love.

00:11:35 You're taking your lemons

00:12:19 I'm just saying, Carrie, he's not such a bad guy.

00:13:27 I've written thousands of bogus checks.

00:14:24 Let her rip.

00:15:55 Duh, it's the universe, genius.

00:16:47 What size speakers were you thinking?

00:17:29 you did in your life, and it was gonna get you

00:18:31 And to this day...

00:19:20 and I'm gonna stick to it.

00:20:04 I have your favorite movies, porky's, and pork rinds.

00:21:10 This bronco package is marvelous!