The King of Queens — S08E18 — Sold-Y Locks

00:00:37 What is it, baby?

00:01:18 You're my husband! You're supposed to protect me.

00:02:10 Wow.

00:02:52 Uh, one Miss Marcia Brady. Come here. Look it.

00:03:31 All right, look, the guy tonight at the restaurant was a wig maker.

00:04:08 We could do a lot with that money, right?

00:05:22 Haircut not so good?

00:06:01 She did. 'Cause "she looks like a weird boy".

00:07:03 I'll call you from the boat.

00:08:53 You see that man in there? Yeah.

00:09:36 What? You know.

00:10:29 Let me help you with this right there.

00:11:14 I just thought she'd look cute with short hair, you know?

00:12:05 Pete Rose? He's the all-time...

00:12:53 You know how humiliated I am?

00:13:34 I'm not going anywhere until my hair grows back.

00:14:43 Don't lump us together.

00:15:34 Look, I really appreciate this, Mr. Goulet.

00:16:10 Trust me, any wig I put on I'm gonna look like Rick James.

00:17:16 What?!

00:18:10 Hey.

00:19:15 Thought we were gonna dance.

00:19:51 Yeah, so go hit the dance floor, cue ball.

00:21:08 Let's hear it.