The King of Queens — S08E17 — Present Tense
2006 · 20 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · 191 VOTES · DIR. Henry Chan
Overview
The Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much, they stage a robbery to rid themselves of it.
Dialogue Timeline — 453 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:08 Hey, honey. You ready?
00:00:39 I'm probably going to need this other lipstick.
00:02:07 I'm going to check on my mojito.
00:02:50 At our wedding we had about 125 guests.
00:03:48 We hope you like it.
00:04:48 stays in your colon for years.
00:05:37 I'm just saying there are weekends when we don't have dates.
00:06:28 Look at my hands!
00:07:11 Fine. And you know what?
00:07:59 So, we're just kind of debating
00:08:52 Same spot.
00:09:51 Just like that purple vase that my mom got.
00:10:51 that you couldn't tell us over the phone?
00:11:32 you got to let us get you something.
00:12:21 Everything in his underwear drawer.
00:13:03 Oh, yeah.
00:14:02 You know what? We will.
00:14:56 Happy anniversary!
00:15:36 Wouldn't it have been easier to say
00:16:26 We figured that.
00:17:13 or I swear,
00:17:50 It's true. We hate them.
00:18:37 Let's go tell the kids the good news.
00:19:30 I tried to go over the top on you.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed453
Dialogue density22.6 lines / min
First line00:00:08
Final line00:19:30
Production Record
DirectorHenry Chan
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes191
Factoids
Episode
The King of Queens, season 8, episode 17: Present Tense.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/4238/season/8/episode/17
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