The King of Queens — S08E11 — Baker's Doesn't
2005 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.8 · 145 VOTES · DIR. Michael J. Weithorn
Overview
Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a cake. Also, Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday.
Dialogue Timeline — 487 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:21 Oh, not tonight!
00:01:08 didn't order enough sandwiches.
00:01:52 I think you would be a great candidate for the job.
00:02:36 Ok. I get it. Or, you know,
00:03:41 Put the drink next to the coaster.
00:04:34 You know what?
00:05:19 I was gonna end up like all my friends-
00:06:19 all the money she ever gave me
00:06:59 Yeah! You could ride your mom all the way to Vegas!
00:07:49 And...
00:08:54 You know what? You were right. I can't do this.
00:09:45 God, you're beautiful.
00:10:48 All right, look.
00:11:35 I... I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
00:13:37 Anyway, time for you to go to bed,
00:14:26 Bea arthuh.
00:15:06 Oh, I gotta listen to my tape.
00:15:59 Anybody else eat fish from that cart outside?
00:16:56 Well,
00:17:45 I - I didn't go over Tom's files because
00:18:40 Thank you so much.
00:19:27 'Cause you're losin' all our money.
00:20:23 because... well, I said it was.
00:21:16 God, you're beautiful.
Cast & Characters
Kevin James
Doug Heffernan
Leah Remini
Carrie Heffernan
Jerry Stiller
Arthur Spooner
Victor Williams
Deacon Palmer
Patton Oswalt
Spence Olchin
Gary Valentine
Danny Heffernan
Dakin Matthews
Joe Heffernan
Nick Bakay
Father McDaniel
Jenny O'Hara
Janet Heffernan
Benjamin King
Larry
Stephanie Brown
Cathy
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed487
Dialogue density23.2 lines / min
First line00:00:21
Final line00:21:16
Production Record
DirectorMichael J. Weithorn
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes145
Factoids
Episode
The King of Queens, season 8, episode 11: Baker's Doesn't.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/4238/season/8/episode/11
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